http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /271496

I require your attentions chaps and chapette !!

SO I WAS AT THE SUPERSTORE AND I JUST BROUGHT SOME RUFFLE, THEN THE GIRL JUST GO AWAY WITHOUT GIVING ME A BAG, SO IM LIKE HEY CAN I HAVE A BAG?? BUT LIKE THE GIRL SAY MISTER NO NEEED TO BE LOUD. SO IM LIKE WHAT? I WASNT LOUD ( SRLY I DIDNT SCREAMED) THEN ANOTHER GURL COME AND ASK ME TO GET OUT OF THE STORE SO IM LIKE NOT WITHOUT MY BAG. I TAKE ALL MY FORCE AND THEN I KICK THE LADY. (I DIDNT WANTED TO DO IT HARD BUT I MADE IT TO HARD AND SHE KINDA FLEW LOLOL). SO I JUST GRABED A BAG THE OTHERSIDE OF THE PLACE AND RUNNED BECAUSE I DIDNT WANTED THE COP TO COME. SO I THAKE MY BAG AND TWO JERK COME WITH THERE BIKE TO ME, AND JUST YELL OOOOOOHH!!! BUT IN THE LAST MOMENT THEY EVITE ME AND THEY JUST LAUGH. I HEARD ONE SAY LIKE: WE MADE RUFFLE BOY SCARY LOL. SO I JUST TURN OUT AND YELL HEY RETARD. SO THE TWO JUST TURN I TAKE A ROCK ON THE GROUND AND LAUCH IN FULL FORCE ON ONE GUY. AND O SHIT IT HIT THE HEAD AND THE GUY JUST FALLED TO THE GROUND SO IM OH SHIT. AND THE OTHER JUST CHARGE AT ME SO I CHARGE AT HIM BUT IM IN BIKE SO I HURT HIM BAD. SO IM LIKE OHSHIT AND I JUST GET OVER, 1 HOUR AFTER THE POLICE WAS AT MY HOUSE AND I WAS CHARGED FOR MURDER AT SOME DEGREE.

I DIDNT MEANT TO HIT IN THE HEAD BUT THOSE DUMB DONT LISTEN I MEAN SRLY THE LAW SYSTEM IS LIKE SOOOO GAY.

REEL STORY (nOT COPYPASTA)

Im currently working on a mega production with MLL, if you want to be a beta-tester just pm me, ill take your name in note.

And thx for the free pub by marriane13 my news BFF

Well, i should first start making on it
Would u play it?

yeah and also, i just cannot wait this damn sketch collab get over

...It like a big family!

The picture if from genious123

Ok guy, it only begining and it not very pretty but still,im sure that if many people go to it, it for sure going to become better...

www.polarfunny.com
Dont hate please =D

Im a town watch, im THE town watch. U better not mess with me or you'll mess with the law, the gun law.

Wow, it feel good to finally have a submission, now i have a start and i will keep improving.

Anyway if u want u can take a look

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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